July 20, 2004
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cellulite cream
i just got a few tubes of anti-cellulite cream in the mail. now before you begin lecturing me in your head about exercise and diet or how there's no cure for cellulite because it's hereditary, just let me enjoy being ignorant of all of that mumbo-jumbo. just let me operate under the impression that cellulite is a curable malady that involves slathering on an anti-cellulite cream from avon. don't ruin it for me. maybe my mind will begin not seeing the little cellulite i have even though it's still there and spreading by the minute.
yes children, this is what psychiatric professionals call denial.
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